Yearbook Yourself = Win
amandalynferri:
When looking up cake Google suggested something called “cake farts” naturally my curiousty got the best of me.
WARNING: NSFW
ALSO, WTF?!
davidcho:
Reuploaded to Tumblr because the server hosting the previous one kept crashing.
Raphael Saadiq feat. Jay-Z - ‘Oh Girl (remix)’
Just leaked, this is my new favorite song, the vibe and everything. I like the authentic, classic sound of the instrumentation— apparently they did that by not plugging in the instruments directly into the pro-tools but by just micing up all of the individual pieces. I also enjoy this story:
Me: How did Hov get on this indie neo-soul record?
Him: Raph played the original for Q-Tip. Tip called Jay and told him he had to hear the record. Jay loved it and did 16 (bars).
I promise I won’t let you down
I’m gonna make you so proud
I’ll keep your heart next to mine
And I’ll be everything you need
Believe me girl
So good.
One of my new faves. Saadiq can sing.
An illustration of the UFO that I saw. The image is etched in my mind. This IS what I saw.
That “abomination” in the bottom right corner is supposed to be the building that was blocking the view. It is not a burning. Just crappy lol.
The UFO
What you are about to read is a true story.
It’s a breezy Tuesday night in Miami. Nothing to do but to hang out with family and friends. We meet up at a nearby park and as usual we’re cracking jokes and having a good time. Suddenly, a blue flash illuminates the darkness. I pay no mind to it until I realize that the thunder that usually follows such a bright lightning strike never came. I turn my head into the direction the light came from when I see. Hovering behind a cloud I gaze upon an object that resembles a zeppelin in both size and shape. It took me a second to fully grasp the idea of what was before my eyes… a freaking UFO. As I stared, I’m startled by the yells of my cousin and friend who both simultaneously yell out, “What the fuck is that?!” As they say that, I am blinded by a blueish spotlight that seems to target our general vicinity. The faces that were engulfed by the darkness now become visible. I look up again to look at the structure. I noticed a sequence of red, green, blue and yellow lights around it. And then it was gone. Out of sight but not out of mind. We all start explaining to each other what we just saw. All our accounts are exactly the same. They saw what I saw. I’m not crazy. I’m getting chills just thinking about it. My life will never be the same.
As some of you may know I am an avid Collegehumor.com commenter. Well, today this was brought to my attention by another member. So awesome.
“While we’re on the topic of acronyms, let me just express my absolute distaste for “AKA”. I came across a blogger on another site who had so cleverly used AKA to separate two nicknames. The guy’s handle was “Money aka Mr. Bitches”. I immediately vowed to elbow this guy in the dick if I were ever fortunate enough to cross paths with him in the real world.”
-Sully AKA Douchebag