September 2008
10 posts
davidcho:
Reuploaded to Tumblr because the...
“Every woman in America knows what Barack Obama did to Hillary Clinton: He looked...”
– -Republican Rep. Candice S. Miller on “Palin-proofing” the Democratic ticket.
(http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20080910/pl_politico/13317)
LOLZ
The UFO
What you are about to read is a true story.
It’s a breezy Tuesday night in Miami. Nothing to do but to hang out with family and friends. We meet up at a nearby park and as usual we’re cracking jokes and having a good time. Suddenly, a blue flash illuminates the darkness. I pay no mind to it until I realize that the thunder that usually follows such a bright lightning strike never...
I'm famous! →
As some of you may know I am an avid Collegehumor.com commenter. Well, today this was brought to my attention by another member. So awesome.
“While we’re on the topic of acronyms, let me just express my absolute distaste for “AKA”. I came across a blogger on another site who had so cleverly used AKA to separate two nicknames. The guy’s handle was “Money aka Mr....
August 2008
7 posts
Random Funny Moment
So we’re in the Grove, cruising around and people watching. My friend asks my cousin Leo,”Yo, where is Senor Frogs at?”
-“Right here to the right. Want to go?”
-“Not today. But when is it good?”
-“Mondays. And Thursday. You know Thursday is a good club day. Actually, I don’t know. But for sure Monays. And Saturdays. I’m guessing...
EPIC IRONY
Isn’t it ironic that a show called ” Maximum Exposure” is being broadcast at 4:00 A.M.?
Yeah, it blew my mind away too.
Please Tell Me This Is A Joke →
LOL :)
Lee: Anyone see that smoking gun article about that asian whore that got busted named Mi Sook Yu.
Me: Yep she got caught with the illegitimate half asian son of John D. Hertz: Nao Maiwang-Hertz.
Greatest Link EVER →
Using this on Collegehumor.com kept me laughing for hours. I’m still laughing at some of the things said. thanks, Joe Esposito.
Why I Can't Sleep At Night
I hate my friends at times. I blame my nights of tossing and turning in bed on them. I blame them for having to look over my shoulder every 2 seconds when walking from my car to my home at 2 AM. I blame them for being a pussy, basically. I can’t go as far as saying I hate them all… just Kwame. He scares me with all his paranoid ideas and theories about December 21, 2012,...
July 2008
8 posts
Actual SPAM Emails I've Received
‘hrd_core with a pony’ -I don’t approve of underage sex. Call me when it’s full grown.
‘Mother taking chick home and fcuking her with her son’ - The family that rapes together…goes to jail together I guess.
‘See photos of your soul mate…’ - Interesting…Am I going to see pictures of the person who is my soulmate or pictures of my...
Come on! How isn't this funny?!
These are some work I did while working on a College Humor article. It was rejected…but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy them!
Chris Brown/Charlie Brown
Dave Matthews Band/Boy Meets World
Lil Wayne/Wayne Brady
Don't You Hate It...
when your 2 hour power naps turn into 10 hour comas?
I don’t.
Sorry
About the condition of my blog. I was surprised to see 2 emails on that topic! YAY! But anyway, I was trying to make a custom theme for it, but fuck that. It was time consuming and was giving me a headache. I’ll fix it soon enough.
"Can We Play?"
Have you ever just sat down and just watched people? I don’t mean looking at them; I’m talking about observing them. Well, I haven’t… not until yesterday. This little story takes place at a park, near the basketball courts. A lone kid is there shooting a few shots against invisible opponents when two other kids, obviously brothers, come into the court empty-handed. They...
I Kissed A Girl...
and I liked it.
FACT
Notebook Entry #1 - 7/9/08
Whenever my modem decides to malfunction I always have an urge to play the song ‘Flashing Lights’ by Kanye West. You know… because the flashing lights on the modem indicate that it’s being an asshole. Fuck you, modem.
Puzzled Redneck in the Middle Ages: “What in thou tarnation?”
(While playing Zelda Ocarina Of Time on my Wii) ...
Back To Business
It’s been over a week since I last updated this thing. Mainly because I seriously doubt anybody wants to hear anything I have to say, but I’m deciding to be persistent since this may be a source of inspiration for a few future endeavors.
A big problem with me is that I have a terrible memory when it comes to remembering things that I find funny. So, I’ve decided to carry around...
I said that?
Ever since I finished reading “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” (Tucker Max), I’ve noticed how I have been somewhat emulating him. I mean, I’m not being extremely rude to people and just saying anything that comes out my ass, but instead I’m being a bit more forward. Especially when intoxicated.
Just this weekend, we were driving down Lincoln Road on South Beach and...
June 2008
5 posts
I may seem dumb, but that’s just an act. I know words and stuff. Here’s one of my best pieces in which a brain was involved.
LEAVE ME ALONE
Damn! I hate it when it’s my fucking break time at work and the whole world sees it necessary to come into my office and bother me! “Get the fuck out of here”, I yell to my boss’ son. Seriously, he doesn’t do shit all day but tag along and “help”. I mean, it’s fun to make fun of him and throw shit at him but I reserve that for the time when I have...
My First Blackout
I remember it like it was just yesterday… kinda. Before that night I had heard the stories but always thought, “how the fuck does that even happen? It’ll never happen to me”. Boy, was I wrong.
It was my 21st birthday and I decided to go to club with my cousin and a mutual friend(I’ll call him Lambert). We met up at “headquarters” (aka cousin’s...
What The F*ck Is Blogging?
So, I decided to start a blog. The only problem with this is that I don’t visit blogs enough to know how they’re supposed to work. Like, I think I’m blogging now; talking about how I don’t know how to blog, but really I have no clue. I find it weird that I feel so lost because I tend to spend so much time on computers. I guess I’m just too preoccupied with other...