Mr. Bitches Be Crazy, Yo.

Sep 26

Yearbook Yourself = Win

Yearbook Yourself = Win

Sep 23

davidcho:

caitlinoppermann:

morganpearse:

ffffound:
nike (burguer) air max 90 by olle hemmendorff


Oh ok, I support this.

davidcho:

caitlinoppermann:

morganpearse:

ffffound:

nike (burguer) air max 90 by olle hemmendorff

Oh ok, I support this.

Sep 19

amandalynferri:

When looking up cake Google suggested something called “cake farts” naturally my curiousty got the best of me.
WARNING: NSFW

ALSO, WTF?!

amandalynferri:

When looking up cake Google suggested something called “cake farts” naturally my curiousty got the best of me.

WARNING: NSFW

ALSO, WTF?!

Sep 13

kevinslane:
via farm4.static.flickr.com

I saw this and laughed my ass of too.

kevinslane:

via farm4.static.flickr.com

I saw this and laughed my ass of too.

Sep 10

An illustration of the UFO that I saw. The image is etched in my mind. This IS what I saw.

That “abomination” in the bottom right corner is supposed to be the building that was blocking the view. It is not a burning. Just crappy lol.

An illustration of the UFO that I saw. The image is etched in my mind. This IS what I saw.

That “abomination” in the bottom right corner is supposed to be the building that was blocking the view. It is not a burning. Just crappy lol.

“Every woman in America knows what Barack Obama did to Hillary Clinton: He looked at her and thought, ‘There’s no way I’m doing that.’” —

-Republican Rep. Candice S. Miller on “Palin-proofing” the Democratic ticket.

(http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20080910/pl_politico/13317)

LOLZ

january20:
Dream big.
LOL

january20:

Dream big.

LOL

The UFO

What you are about to read is a true story.

It’s a breezy Tuesday night in Miami. Nothing to do but to hang out with family and friends. We meet up at a nearby park and as usual we’re cracking jokes and having a good time. Suddenly, a blue flash illuminates the darkness. I pay no mind to it until I realize that the thunder that usually follows such a bright lightning strike never came. I turn my head into the direction the light came from when I see. Hovering behind a cloud I gaze upon an object that resembles a zeppelin in both size and shape. It took me a second to fully grasp the idea of what was before my eyes… a freaking UFO. As I stared, I’m startled by the yells of my cousin and friend who both simultaneously yell out, “What the fuck is that?!” As they say that, I am blinded by a blueish spotlight that seems to target our general vicinity. The faces that were engulfed by the darkness now become visible. I look up again to look at the structure. I noticed a sequence of red, green, blue and yellow lights around it. And then it was gone. Out of sight but not out of mind. We all start explaining to each other what we just saw. All our accounts are exactly the same. They saw what I saw. I’m not crazy. I’m getting chills just thinking about it. My life will never be the same.

Sep 03

I'm famous! -

As some of you may know I am an avid Collegehumor.com commenter. Well, today this was brought to my attention by another member. So awesome.

“While we’re on the topic of acronyms, let me just express my absolute distaste for “AKA”. I came across a blogger on another site who had so cleverly used AKA to separate two nicknames. The guy’s handle was “Money aka Mr. Bitches”. I immediately vowed to elbow this guy in the dick if I were ever fortunate enough to cross paths with him in the real world.”

-Sully AKA Douchebag