What The F*ck Is Blogging?

So, I decided to start a blog. The only problem with this is that I don’t visit blogs enough to know how they’re supposed to work. Like, I think I’m blogging now; talking about how I don’t know how to blog, but really I have no clue. I find it weird that I feel so lost because I tend to spend so much time on computers. I guess I’m just too preoccupied with other things the internets offer… like boobies. I love boobies. No! Tits! (RIP George Carlin)

Anyway, the reason I decided to start this “blog” is because I need a creative outlet. I like to draw, design and write but I don’t have an audience to share it with. I’ve tried sharing it on other websites *cough* CollegeHumor *cough*, but they were uptight, corporate assholes who wouldn’t know funny if it kicked them in the nads. God, I wanna kick them in them in the nads!

Well, that’s all I have to say in this introductory post. Hope you all (if anybody reads this) enjoy what I have to share.

-Mr. Bitches

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