Whenever my modem decides to malfunction I always have an urge to play the song ‘Flashing Lights’ by Kanye West. You know… because the flashing lights on the modem indicate that it’s being an asshole. Fuck you, modem.
Puzzled Redneck in the Middle Ages: “What in thou tarnation?”
(While playing Zelda Ocarina Of Time on my Wii) Me:Damn! Pointy as hell! Brother:His ears? Me: No, his entire body!
(Still playing Zelda) When you meet Zelda for the first time she asks you for a rock, or how the high and mighty call it, a stone. I’ve always wondered if you don’t really have the stone…what happens? Does Zelda just look at you and say, “Get the fuck out of here”?
(Now while playing Street Fighter 2 I noticed several things)
Zangief reminds me of a very perverted giant. I know he’s a wrestler but that outfit is too revealing. And what’s up with his suggestive special moves? I feel dirty being on the receiving end.
The backgrounds in each stage are too weird. For example, in the stage that you fight Balrog in Vegas there’s a freaking monkey man in a yellow suit. In Mexico there are yuppies witnessing the brutal beating of two fighters who will be sacrificed to the gods by the Mayan chief.
Cammy is now #1 on my list of video game characters from the 32bit era that i would like to sleep with. Yes, I have a list.
